Surfin' Chili 1999: The Phantom Menace
Kicked butt again this year. Robin was back with her cherry bombs, and Jello Shot Twister ruled. We pulled off a 160-point margin of victory in Space Trivia semifinal round then cruised for the 1st place ribbon. First place in spoons. Third place in pyramid. Our skit: a takeoff of (what else), the hot current events, "Star Wars" and the Clinton/Lewinsky scandals, entitled: "Surfin' Chili: The Phantom Menace". But the judges refused to even place us in the top three of showmanship. I smell a conspiracy.