SURFIN’ CHILI 5-0

(sung to the theme from “Hawaii 5-0”)

When you’re craving chili
But tired of searching around
Get some SURFIN’ CHILI
It’s the best in town!

Beads, cherry bombs, and cool fake tattoos
Jello Twister and a balcony view
From SURFIN’ CHILI
Direct to you

Proud to wear the tie-dye (Yo! Cowabunga!)
And the Hawaiian lei (T-E-A-M Drink!)
We’ve been here since ’90 (Tim is the Devil!)
And we’re here to stay! (Oui, Oui! I am not afraid!)

Spoons, grapefruits, and the pyramid build
Space Trivia and skits that will thrill
We’re SURFIN’ CHILI
And We’re Number 1
And We’re Number 1
And We’re Number 1
And We’re Number 1
TEAM ... DRINK ... YEAH!!!
[clink]

(first appearance: 2002)