(originally sung by the Beach Boys)

If everybody had an ocean,
Across the USA
Then everybody'd eat Surfin'
Surfin' Chili I say.
We'll all be gone for the summer
If we're furloughed today
So don't forget to vote Surfin'
Surfin' right away.

You'll catch them eating at cookoffs
And standing in those lines
Gobbling up that good chili
At the surfin' pepper sign
All over the Gilruth
And down Terlingua way
Everybody votes Surfin
Surfin' USA

T-E-A-M TEEEEEEEEEAM DRINK! (Tim's the devil)